Hello all and welcome to Spring

Of course it’s only a matter of time until the Canberra climate reverts to its “Ha Ha, fooled you, mode”

And so we mustered our fat winter guts at the site of the original “Robust” markings – The Gungalin Town park. FRIZZY LIZZIE had set a couple of very nice trails. One for the runners and one for the walkers.

The walk was reported as being well marked although cryptic. The first walkers into the drink stop were accused of being “Dirty Shortcutt’n barstards” by the hare, who obviously thought that the trail was longer than the 3.4kms that was actually set. The walk was given an over inflated score of 1/10

The Runners trail was reported a little more on the positive side. Set in the shadows of the twin towers, Checkless but worked well with a smattering of two and three ways. 8.6kms of mostly well marked trail.

The runners had a good trot, in a nice warm climate and awarded a score of 0/10.

Returnees were SEXCHANGE, PEARL, DUMBLEDORE, SUNBEAN, TOYBOY, BUSHMAN, MATILDA, MENSTRUAL and TOO KEEN

When charges were called for there was a complete silence. This can be attributed to HF, DT and POOSHOOTER not having the intestinal fortitude (I.E. Guts) to travel further north than the lake.

Threats of violence from CENTREFOLD got things under way :

TOO KEEN was charged for being special.
BUSHMAN was charged for having a lacksidasical attitude to the trail.
MENSTRUAL for coming late.
MENSTRUAL for not running back trail.
TOO KEEN attempted to charge the cook – Rebound
All Belco hashers were charged.
McTRASH copped another one in the neck for SQUATTERs incompetence.
SEXCHANGE was given the FRB for being a FRB
FRIZZY LIZZIE celebrated her birthday
TOO KEEN has been seen to leave on 5 occasions
MIXO has been seen to leave on 1591 occasions

Cracker of the week was awarded to MENSTRUAL for his lame-duck effort, turning up late.

A bit light on for facts and fake news this week